If you could be a character in the book, who would you choose and why?

If I could choose to be a character in the book Things Not Seen, would choose to be Bobby Phillips.  When he turned on the light, after taking a shower, Bobby saw that he had turned invisible. I choose him because, when he turned invisible he could do whatever he wanted to do and nobody can see him.  He can walk into a casino, he could go to a movie theater and watch movies for free, and he can go to a buffet and eat whatever he wants.  It would be fun to do.  The only problem is, if he puts on any clothes, people will see empty clothes walking around and be concerned.